1) Why we like to take our time getting ready.....we like taking our time because it's like a ritual! We all have our own routine that helps us get read. It's like our zen time.
2) Why we hate being rushed.....we hate being rushed because your disrupting our mental state. Whatever we are doing it HOWEVER slow, let us be.
3) Why girls have do much stuff......we have soapy things because of YOU GUYS! We want to always look cute for you regardless if you care or not! We know you might not care but we still try so feel fucking special!
4) Why we complain about our feet hurting when we have heels on but we REFUSE to take them off! First of all have you ever tried taking heels off then trying to put them back on! IT HURTS LIKE A BI***, and heels are not like 5 bucks! We wear them until we feel like we got our money's worth.
5) Why we say one thing but mean another.....You see I am with you guys on this one, i think it is a stupid habit alot of our girls have, but don't blame us! ever since we were young we were taught to be complicated. We like to have the emotional upper-hand. We do it to purposely confuse you.
6) Why we are OBSESSED with our figure....You see guy we have it a bit harder socially than you lol, we are SOCIALLY expected to be as skinny as we can be and sadly its whirred in our heads (although i DON'T AGREE) it is what it is.
7) Why we take so long in the damn shower.....you see we have so much to do in there that it is not even funny! we have to shave all sorts of places and double and TRIPLE check to make sure we didn't miss a spot (even though we STILL get out with a random patch somewhere -__- ) and we have to make sure we are all clean and soft for you guys.
8) Why we take extreme measures to make sure our hair is healthy....DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SH** WE DO TO OUR HAIR to make it alllll pretty for you! trust it can kill our hair in seconds so don't get all crazy that we don't wash our hair everyday and what not.
9) Why we get all mad when you lay on our hair when we cuddle.....IT HUUURRRRRTTTTSSS!
10) why we look at you funny every time you ask us "Do you like that ;D )......cuz it sounds creepy and if you have to ask chances are your doing something weird and we DON'T like it. -_-
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